If Mr. Trump (POTUS) were a real man... In "The Territorial Tussle," Mister Trump, a tough-as-nails president with a penchant for a blue suit and an expensive watch, calls Putin, a bumbling underling, to inform him that he has been reassigned from Ukraine, a seedy underworld hangout, to a new territory. Mister Trump growls, "Listen, Putin, I'm telling you to fuck off from Ukraine. It's my territory now, and if you don't comply, you'll be sleeping with the fishes."Putin, intimidated by Mister Trump's menacing tone, stammers, "O-ok, I'm sorry. It'll happen, my master." Mister Trump, unimpressed, retorts, "You'd better make sure it does. And if you do, I'm sure this will grant me the Nobel Peace Medal." Putin, still cowering, replies, "R-right, got it. The Nobel Medal. I'll make sure you get it."As the story unfolds, Putin tries to navigate his new territory while dealing with the fallout from Mister Trump's takeover. The final scene shows Trump receiving the Nobel medal.

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